1. A baseball cap jammed on your head never fails to conceal a 4 a.m. hairstyle.
2. Don't pass a cop on the highway. No matter how slow he is going.
3. You can never have enough grocery bags. Egg shells, wet clothes, burst cans, broken Ziplocs...you name it. You'll always be grateful for a bag.
4. 50 grocery bags can be crammed into the size of your fist.
5. If you listen to 1 hour of kid's songs, you won't get them out of your head for the next week and a half.
6. The degree of comfort is directly proportional to the quantity of pillows & blankets.
7. Forget trying to shoo that pesky fly out a window - it will buzz around in the back while you lose all the A/C.
8. No matter how tired you are, never sing Winnie-the-Pooh theme songs in the car. Your friends will never let you forget it.
9. The smoothest highway turns into a dirt road the second you open a bottle of water.
10. Contrary to popular knowledge, little kids aren't the only ones who use potty chairs.
